singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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