I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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