I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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