Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
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Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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