I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
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I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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