He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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