I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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