how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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