sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Randomize
