There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
