he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
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Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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