I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
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I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
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We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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