My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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