tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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