Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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