As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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