Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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