There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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