i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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