I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
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Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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