I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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