Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Just pee around me
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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