i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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