between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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