Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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