At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
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I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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