sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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