like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
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Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
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The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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