Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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