WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
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If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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