it hurts more in the daytime
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
You dont lie about slip and slides
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
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So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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