so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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