are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
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Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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