i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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