Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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