And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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