Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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