Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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