apparently the secret to your success is patron
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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