Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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