Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
We are all done wearing pants today
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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