Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
my liver is dry heaving
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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