PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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