it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
your like the ambassador to my penis.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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