I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
