just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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