It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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