super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Enjoy the penises
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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