I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
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I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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