How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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