I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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