2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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