Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Yo dont text me then not text me
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
