He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
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Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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