lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
My ass is underappreciated
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
