between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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