Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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