She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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