Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
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As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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