that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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