Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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